I did not know I was chemically imbalanced... damn you dad *shakes fist*, old world, faulty genes. *rages*
That sinches it, the world and my many detractors should be happy to know... I will not be breeding, it would be too cruel to subject any innocent to, one, be decended from me, two, perpetuate genetic flaws in the species and three, I definitely do not deserve to be anyone's father.